Divine Misfortune
A. LEE MARTINEZ
233 Pages
Language: English
Science Fiction
Divine Misfortune by A. Lee Martinez is a wildly clever fantasy about choosing your personal god—and accidentally inviting chaos into your life. With a party-loving raccoon deity and divine drama galore, this book is fast, funny, and unforgettable. Grab the free pdf download today on Bookdio, your top source for free books download! It’s satire, mythology, and pure entertainment in one absurdly enjoyable package.
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If you read the book Divine Misfortune of 233 pages at an Average speed of 225 words per minute, you can read this book in 256.3 Minutes or 4.194 hours. If you read this book at a faster speed of 300 words per minute, you can read this book in 193.39 Minutes or 3.029 hours.
Everyone has a god these days. Some pick luck. Others choose love, war, or wealth. Phil and Terry? They just wanted a chill, no-drama deity to help with job prospects and peace of mind. What they got instead was LUCKY—a partying raccoon god with a laid-back vibe and a wild trail of divine baggage.
Welcome to Divine Misfortune, where heaven has HR policies, and the gods take friend requests.
Martinez delivers a hilarious, fast-paced story that blends everyday suburban life with full-blown mythological madness. Imagine your roommate is an immortal raccoon in a Hawaiian shirt, your neighbors are followers of a bloodthirsty war deity, and divine smiting might interrupt dinner plans. That’s the vibe.
One line that sums it up perfectly: “Worship responsibly. Deities may cause unexpected side effects.”
And oh, they do.
This book isn’t just funny—it’s sharp. It tackles loyalty, ambition, blind faith, and the strange things people will believe when they’re desperate. And it does all of this without ever getting heavy. You’ll breeze through it laughing, nodding, and occasionally yelling, “Wait—WHAT?”
Looking for a free pdf download of something completely original? This is it. Divine Misfortune is available now for free books download on Bookdio—your one-stop hub for brilliant, bizarre reads that break the mold.
Read it because it’s clever. Stick with it because it’s outrageously fun. And share it because Lucky would want you to.
He might even grant you a wish. Or at least throw a party.
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