Everyone has a god these days. Some pick luck. Others choose love, war, or wealth. Phil and Terry? They just wanted a chill, no-drama deity to help with job prospects and peace of mind. What they got instead was LUCKY—a partying raccoon god with a laid-back vibe and a wild trail of divine baggage.

Welcome to Divine Misfortune, where heaven has HR policies, and the gods take friend requests.

Martinez delivers a hilarious, fast-paced story that blends everyday suburban life with full-blown mythological madness. Imagine your roommate is an immortal raccoon in a Hawaiian shirt, your neighbors are followers of a bloodthirsty war deity, and divine smiting might interrupt dinner plans. That’s the vibe.

One line that sums it up perfectly: “Worship responsibly. Deities may cause unexpected side effects.”
And oh, they do.

This book isn’t just funny—it’s sharp. It tackles loyalty, ambition, blind faith, and the strange things people will believe when they’re desperate. And it does all of this without ever getting heavy. You’ll breeze through it laughing, nodding, and occasionally yelling, “Wait—WHAT?”

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Read it because it’s clever. Stick with it because it’s outrageously fun. And share it because Lucky would want you to.

He might even grant you a wish. Or at least throw a party.