“I was five years old, hiding under the kitchen table, drinking custard straight from the jug.” That’s how Lucky Beaumont’s memoir kicks off—and it doesn’t let up from there.

Drinking Custard isn’t your typical childhood story. It’s gritty. It’s heartfelt. It’s laugh-out-loud funny in one breath and utterly heartbreaking in the next. Beaumont invites readers into a life shaped by dysfunction, resilience, and a wildly imaginative mind that refused to be silenced—even when the odds said otherwise.

There’s no sugar-coating here. Instead, you’ll find scenes so vivid, you’ll feel like you’re sitting in the room. From dealing with family chaos to chasing dreams that seemed too far out of reach, Lucky's journey reads like a movie script—but it's all true. What makes it different? She doesn’t pretend to be a hero. She just tells it like it is.

If you're someone who grew up in a household that was anything but “normal,” this book will hit home. If you’ve ever used humor to survive pain, it’ll feel like a conversation with a friend. And if you're just looking for a story that’s raw, real, and refreshingly funny, this is your read.

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Grab it, pour yourself something stronger than custard, and settle in. This one’s unforgettable.