Some people see the glass half full.
Matt Bellassai sees it shattered on the floor, sticky, and somehow still your fault.

Everything Is Awful is your hilarious permission slip to stop pretending things are fine. Because they’re not. From hangovers to adulting to holiday family drama, Bellassai rants so you don’t have to. And the best part? He’s outrageously funny about it.

This isn’t a self-help book. It’s a self-scream book. The kind you read while clutching a wine glass, wearing sweatpants, and silently nodding because, yes, everything is in fact, awful.
And yet—it's all so relatable you can’t help but laugh.

Here’s a line to hook you:
“I am at my most powerful when complaining.”
Same, honestly.

Inside, you’ll find essays like Reasons Why I Hate People, How to Pretend You’re Better Than Everyone Else, and Why Your Birthday Doesn’t Matter Unless It’s Mine. It’s sarcasm served hot, and it hits every single time. Bellassai’s writing is like if your sassiest friend got a book deal and went completely unhinged.

But there’s more than whining here—there’s truth. He calls out the ridiculousness of modern life, social expectations, and the pressure to have it all figured out. You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You might even feel... understood.

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Bad moods welcome. Judgment-free zone. Let’s spiral together—in style.